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СообщениеТема: Bank Of America Rules   Вс Июл 08, 2012 1:05 am

Bank Of America Rules

Obama walks into a branch of Bank of America to cash a check. As he approaches the teller, he says he says, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?"

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barrack Obama, the
president of the United States of America!!!"

Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you appear to be, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers plus the requirements of the Dodd/Frank legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: "I am sorry sir, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Obama: "I am urging you, please, to cash this check.

Cashier: Look sir, this is what we can do: One day Tiger Woods came into the bank without an ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods, he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.

Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his check.

So, what can you do to prove you are President of the United States?

Obama stood there thinking and thinking. He finally said; "Honestly my mind is a total blank....there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do.

Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"
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